Him: OF COURSE THERE IS NOT. I never put anything on there... You know what I also don't get? The Facebook thing. You put your face on there? Is that what you do? Put your face on there and that's it?
Me: Have you ever even google yourself?
Him: Ok, now WHY would I EVER do that?
Me: There's a bunch of stuff about you there too.
Him: Yeah, I never put anything on there either.