Thursday, September 25, 2008

convincing old jewish people to vote for Obama

The Great Schlep aims to have Jewish grandchildren visit their grandparents in Florida, educate them about Obama, and therefore swing the crucial Florida vote in his favor.



Barack is a hebrew word; it means"lightning". And I would much rather have a president whose name means "lightning" than a president named John whose name means "toilet" or "a guy who fucks hookers". (...) He's circumsupersized!