the cynical side of me finds this hilarious

You see, I find the love facade the most offensive part. We're adults. We can handle it. Bitsy should say, ''I'm getting older, and I want companionship.'' Or Bobby should say, ''The hot men don't go for me anymore.'' But don't print invitations and call it love, as if love transforms people and changes molecules, 'cause that's bullshit.

Miranda's (Sex and the City) take on a wedding invitation.