If you've ever lived in Indianapolis, this won't be any news to you. The northwest side of town, also known as the Lafayette Square Mall area, is a growing mecca for cheap stripper clothing, titty bars, ghetto nightclubs and NBA players shoot-outs.
That's where it all happens. A place that is all about triflingness, loudness and lack of very basic common sense. And, dear friends, those things comes in all shapes and colors. One of the most "trifling" members of that Lafayette Square area (where, by the way, I lived for about 2 years) is Don from the gun shop. Don embodies everything I absolutely despise in the average middle American, the Republican with a vomit-inducing sense of humor Caucasian man.
Thanks to the wonderful internet, I came across an Indianapolis classic - the Don's Guns commercial. The bastard is the king of this kind of cheap, nasty advertisement targeting poor, young men from the area. He even had his "Back to School Sale" a couple of years ago, and believe me, I wish I was kidding.
So as I found this video, I knew I had to share it with whoever reads this blog. Please note - in the picture above, the lettering under the big sign, reads "I DON'T WANT TO MAKE MONEY. I JUST LOVE TO SELL GUNS! HA! HA! HA!"
If you can, give the old dick a call or send him an email telling him how dangerously pathetic he is. I know I will.
