
Lola (Madonna's daughter) is really cute and everything, but somebody should mow the unibrow or the mustache ASAP. Believe me, this is coming from a girl who had eyebrows of the size of cockroaches by the time she was 8.
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UPDATE: My friend Bert said I'm very inconsiderate of other people's feelings and that ugly-sexy is his third category (pretty, ugly, and ugly-sexy). He's not trying to say that Lola is sexy. We are including her in the category of girls/women of unconventional beauty. Sort of like Frida Kahlo, who he finds extremely attractive. So Bert, here is to you. Leave me alone.