1. learn how after a lifetime of messing with crocodiles, the crocodile hunter has been killed by a fish.
2. torture yourself by watching a turtle find its way down a flight of stairs.
3. watch daytime soap opera. Here's a beautiful scene I just watched: 2 people slept together only to wake up the next day and find out that they had sex with the the wrong twin. And both the guy and the girl had a twin.
4. pick up a week worth of dog poop that has been sitting outside in the yard because you don't want your neighbors to rally against you, and have you and your dog evicted for being disgusting.
5. go to Target to buy cleaning supplies, dog food, and $80 dollars worth of things that you absolutely don't need.
6. balance your checkbook.
7. watch the Boondocks on Youtube.
8. upload photos that have been trapped in your camera for the past month.
9. eat sugar free vanilla puddin for lunch because that's the only thing you have to eat at home besides some old mayo, rice and eggs.
10. learn ebonics. Ex: trifling - adjective; the act of being a total whore and not getting on the jang (not giving your man what he wants). Damn! I hate those trifling bitches!
