Thursday, July 17, 2008

iEvil

Got this "gem" from Wired's list The Five Stupidest iPhone 3G Accessories. Number 2 takes the gold in my book for the most environmentally irresponsible, useless, in-your-face-disgusting concept. Shame on you, Miniot.

"This ligneous shell costs nearly as much as the 8GB iPhone -- and rumor has it, it's fashioned from Ents! Optional wood dock sold separately. Seriously we're not making this up.

Grade: Chop down a tree to make an iPhone case? Great, I've got a car that runs on baby-seal blood and bald eagles you might like. Fail."




iWood Heritage takes the cake. As if "regular" iWood wasn't enough, Miniot is able to get their hands on some "very rare woods in small quantities that are only enough to create two or three iWoods." They even have ancient and pre-ice-age (!) wood. Wow. Because, you know, if there's one thing we should be doing with "prehistoric timber harvested from forests buried during the last Ice Age" is making iPhone protectors. RIGHT??



That, of course, comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. Which, by the way, should come with a nice plaque that says I AM OFFICIALLY A F*CKING ASSH*LE.

Monday, July 14, 2008

lame alert!


So Walmart (not Wal-Mart anymore!) is launching a new logo this coming fall.

Personally, I think it's lame. I can't stand their attempts to be more like Target and totally disregard for the fact that they still remain the most questionable place of employment and with the worst environmental and social practices.

But -hey, who cares?! Let's pretend we care and just change our logo!!

I was reading about the identity "revamp" here, and loved this comment:


(Click here to see the gif - I can't figure out how embed it in the body of the text)

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Gwendolyn Brooks


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


++++++++++


I hold my honey and I store my bread
In little jars and cabinets of my will.
I label clearly, and each latch and lid
I bid, Be firm till I return from hell.
I am very hungry. I am incomplete.
And none can tell when I may dine again.
No man can give me any word but Wait,
The puny light. I keep eyes pointed in;
Hoping that, when the devil days of my hurt
Drag out to their last dregs and I resume
On such legs as are left me, in such heart
As I can manage, remember to go home,
My taste will not have turned insensitive
To honey and bread old purity could love.


++++++++++


—And when you have forgotten the bright bedclothes on a Wednesday and a Saturday,
And most especially when you have forgotten Sunday—
When you have forgotten Sunday halves in bed,
Or me sitting on the front-room radiator in the limping afternoon
Looking off down the long street
To nowhere,
Hugged by my plain old wrapper of no-expectation
And nothing-I-have-to-do and I’m-happy-why?
And if-Monday-never-had-to-come—
When you have forgotten that, I say,
And how you swore, if somebody beeped the bell,
And how my heart played hopscotch if the telephone rang;
And how we finally went in to Sunday dinner,
That is to say, went across the front room floor to the ink-spotted table in the southwest corner
To Sunday dinner, which was always chicken and noodles
Or chicken and rice
And salad and rye bread and tea
And chocolate chip cookies—
I say, when you have forgotten that,
When you have forgotten my little presentiment
That the war would be over before they got to you;
And how we finally undressed and whipped out the light and flowed into bed,
And lay loose-limbed for a moment in the week-end
Bright bedclothes,
Then gently folded into each other—
When you have, I say, forgotten all that,
Then you may tell,
Then I may believe
You have forgotten me well.

Lies I've told my 3 year old recently

Trees talk to each other at night.

All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.

Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.

Tiny bears live in drain pipes.

If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.

The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.

Everyone knows at least one secret language.

When nobody is looking, I can fly.

We are all held together by invisible threads.

Books get lonely too.

Sadness can be eaten.

I will always be there.

++ By Raul Gutierrez

little zoo

Beautiful photography by Elizabeth Soule. (site | flickr | etsy )





Thursday, July 10, 2008

The world is so huge that people are always getting lost in it. There are too many ideas and things and people, too many directions to go. I was starting to believe that the reason it matters to care passionately about something is that it whittles the world down to a more manageable size. It makes the world seem not huge and empty but full of possibility.

-- from The Orchid Thief, by Susan Orlean OR from Susan Orlean (Meryl Street), in Adaptation

she's done me proud



That's Kira, my friend, sister, mom, on-call therapist, personal stylist, and so much more. Look at her little family. I met the girl when she was 17 and I was 19. We've been through hell and back together, and she's part of some of my favorite moments.

She's grown into a beautiful woman and one alpha mom. She's made me proud.

PS: check out the beautiful, big earrings MADE IN BRAZIL!! Awww, my girl is such a fast learner!

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

a couple of wonderful nights

The past couple of nights have been filled with things that filled my heart with pure joy and I could write two loooong posts about each here tonight, but I'm exhausted.

Last night I watched Wall-e: wonderful, beautiful, so, so meaningful. I plan on posting something about it here soon, but all I can say right now is GO WATCH IT.

Tonight I went to a "work demonstration" workshop of a brilliant Italian actor named Roberta Carreri. She and her husband, Torgeir Wethal, are part a really well-known avantgarde Danish theater group called Odin Teatret, and they are not only endlessly inspiring and great at what they do, but are also two lovely people.


One of my best friends from Brazil, Lala - who now lives in Paris - organized the event as a part of her doctorate program, so I was fortunate enough to be part of the whole experience. The presentation was brilliant - I never knew I could be so inspired by something like a "theater technique demonstration", but I had to try really hard not to cry a couple of times. Then we took them out to dinner, drank beer and cachaça, ate tons of brazilian food and laughed our asses off. I also learned about Roberta's daughter, Alice Carreri, who is a singer. I told Roberta I would "download her daughter" when I got home, and I actually found out she has a lovely voice and sings in three successful bands throughout Europe. She got stuff on Amazon and iTunes! Jeez!

Poor little me and the world-famous theater people. How great is it to have my friends??

music at home - ella and a banjo



Monday, July 07, 2008

songs that rocked my world today

I got this song as a gift today from this girl here, who is a friend of a friend and I hope we get to meet soon. We always like the same stuff, so she must really be just as awesome as me. Or maybe more.

Citizen Cope - Holdin' On


That made me remember another Citizen Cope song that I absolutely love:

Citizen Cope ft. santana - Sideways


And then I thought of this one. Just cause:

David Gray - Babylon

agreed. I might post something about this soon.

by Frank Chimero. via Flying Conundrum.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

behind the scenes

A cool set on Flickr of the creative process behind Juno's title sequence. It was done by Shadowplay Studio, who also did the beautiful title sequence for "Thank you for Smoking".


Wednesday, July 02, 2008

embrace the dash




You Should Do It Now - a campaign by Converse

makes me love it even more

Amazingly beautiful photos of old New York City.

















More here and here| digg story

i love you, internet

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

ahhhhh....


Nothing like a man who knows to kiss the right thing at the right time,
then kisses the things he's missed. How had I ever settled for less?


[ Just had to say it again. Only it's my own version this time. ]

Monday, June 23, 2008

ok, let's

tweak that three point oh

Found this tip very useful: quick and dirty directions on how to "hack" Firefox 3 into delivering richer, brighter colors more faithful to the original photograph (or graphic).

1. Type "about:config" in the address bar of Firefox 3.
2. Click thru confirmation page and find: gfx.color_management.enabled.
3. Double click that until it says "true".
4. Restart Firefox 3.

It makes a BIG difference. Try it.

[via]

Sunday, June 22, 2008

bullsh*t




Melting words. [link]

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

i am in love







If this is not love, than I don't know what it is... [link]

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

grandma's chair



My grandma died last year, sometime in February. She was my godmother. Because of her I was born with fair skin and blue eyes. My father’s family always gathered around her table on weekends, she was a matriarch. She was the strong figure in my family – not my grandfather, but her. She could barely read or write by the time she was a grown woman, but she had a passion for learning that I am still to see in another human being. She had six kids, and she made sure they all graduated from university. She also managed to go back to school and get her own degree by the time she had a bunch of grandkids. I was a little girl at the time, and I remember notebooks piled on the dining table, where warm coffee and homemade pastries would sit, always fresh. She was a fighter, a woman with balls. She wrote a letter to the president of Brazil once asking for a job, and for some reason – maybe because she was a phenomenal woman – he responded and met with her one-on-one.

She was adorable and I don’t remember not wanting to be around her once. Not even for a minute. She always had a story to tell, always a smile on her face. The only time I saw her sad was last year, about a month before she died, when I went to see her in the hospital. I was still living in Indianapolis, and I hadn’t seen her for a year. She had been really sick for a while, and I think she probably thought she would die without saying goodbye to me. I remember walking in the door and as soon as she saw me she raised her arms and thanked every saint she could possibly think of because her goddaughter was there. She was frail, pale, but her smile was strong and as powerful as ever. She had this thing about her that made me feel like I was the most special human being alive. I was the granddaughter who clearly inherited her genes, and I’m still the woman in the family who resembles her most. We had always had a different connection from everybody else, something I couldn’t quite put my finger on.


When she died, my father and his brothers found out she had her whole life – and death – carefully organized. She had mapped out how the little money she had accumulated throughout her 90-some years would be distributed amongst each child and grandchild. She left money for her funeral and burial. She didn’t miss a single detail.

Today something was deposited into my account. It was the money she left for me. I thought about her all day long. I felt her around me the whole time, and I thought about what I should do with what my grandma set aside for me.

I went out this afternoon and bought a beautiful white chair I’ve been dreaming about getting for my studio. I think if my grandma could have chosen something to give me, she would make sure it had sometime to do with my education, or how I provide for myself. She would have contributed to that somehow. So I bought the chair. It’s big, the most expensive item in my studio. I know I will be thinking of her every time I’m in there. She’s a part f my environment now, and she is making it more beautiful and practical. Making my life more comfortable. Just like she always did.

lovely

If "lovely" could be described in a 2 and a half minute video, this would be it.



Stevie Nicks, 1981.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Post-Traumatic Postcards

"Dear M.

I can’t wait until you’re married so I can tell you I love you, and not worry you’ll take it the wrong way. It’s a shame being a grownup is so complex we can’t be kind to one another without fearing the repercussions.

xo, L."


++++++++++


Apologizing for the mistakes you’ve made isn’t easy, unless you limit yourself to a paragraph. . [link]

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

wish i was there

Unfortunately, this year I'm not going to be anywhere around NY, Chicago or San Francisco this time of the year, but to those of you who are lucky to live in one of those three places, here's my recommendation:


RENEGADE CRAFT FAIR:

Brooklyn: June 14 + 15 from 11am - 7pm at the McCarren Park Pool

San Francisco: July 12 + 13 from 11am - 7pm at Fort Mason's Festival Pavilion

Chicago: September 13 + 14 from 12pm - 10pm along Division St. between Damen & Hermitage in Wicker Park.

Monday, June 09, 2008

whatever, i guess

I can't get enough of this Boondocks episode, with the R. Kelly trial. It's like every time I watch it, it gets funnier - and I've been watching it for a couple of years now. I know the little girl's words by heart, and I must say I impersonate her more often than I should. Sometimes more than once a day.

update


I got a bunch of messages from friends and a few people who read this blog asking for updates on my dog. Thanks to everybody for the concern and the lovely words of support. I'm a sucker when it comes to my little guy and last week was awful. He's still not fully recovered, he definitely can't see from both eyes yet, but he seems to be moving around a little better and improving every day. He's still a little dizzy, but the vet says it that should be temporary.

Again, thanks for the messages, comments, and phone calls. Puppy appreciates it all and says he'll be responding emails as soon as he feels a little better.

i absolutely love her

like porn, but better

I watched "My Blueberry Nights" yesterday. Loved it. Jude Law is freaking OUT OF THIS PLANET, and I don't even like cute men. Natalie Portman is perfect in every sense of the word. Norah Jones does really well for a non-actress. The soundtrack is nice. They play my favorite Otis Redding song at least 3 times. Plus that kiss scene... ah... who needs porn??

Thursday, June 05, 2008

insult

by Michael Ryan

Before you went out I asked you
in no uncertain terms to button
the next button up your shirt
that showed your naked breast
from the right angle when you twisted
and bent, an angle admittedly rarely
reproduced in real-world space
and then what would need to be in place
is the mythical irresistible male
whose lust could flare furiously
(like mine) and push you ecstatically
beyond where you sexually go
with me. Obviously I don’t know
what would be possible for you
with another body than mine,
but I love you and yours so dearly
the thought’s too much for me
despite your saying your love for me
makes the idea preposterous
from the get-go. I’m sorry
I spoke harshly. My jealousy
is a jealous companion.
It wants me alone.

latest addictions

Michael Bublé - Everything


Adele - Make you feel my love


Adele - Best for Last

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

just say it

"Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts."

-- Saramago

brilliant





Transcript:

"Good evening, my fellow Americans. As we all know, this has already been a long, hard-fought campaign for the democratic presidential nomination. But tonight, with my recent victory in Indiana, and senator Obama's in North Carolina, we remain exactly where we were four months ago: hopelessly deadlocked.

Therefore, this nomination is going to be decided as it should be - by the super delegates - based not on primary results or caucuses or delegate counts or popular vote. But on their sober assessment of which candidate will be the strongest against senator McCain in November.

Tonight, I'm here to tell you why I am that candidate.

First, I am a sore loser.

If and when I am the nominee, I know, as do the super delegates, that senator Obama will work his heart out for my election. If, on the other hand, senator Obama is chosen, I will probably refuse to campaign for him. Or if I do so, it will be in a resentful, half-hearted way, thus ensuring his defeat. So that I can run again in 2012.

You see, unlike my opponent, I'm just not going to lose gracefully. It's not a criticism of senator Obama, just a fact.

Second, my supporters are racist.

If and when I am the nominee, senator Obama's african-american supporters will be disappointed, perhaps. But they will still rally to me. If, however, senator Obama is the nominee, my supporters will refuse to vote for him. Partly because I will secretly tell them not to, but mainly because they are racially biased. And would never vote for any african-american candidate. I'm not bragging. That's just the way it is.

Now, to those of you that worry if my opponent is denied the nomination that african-americans might simply stay home, I remind you: a) until senator Obama shockingly and - might I add, rudely and selfishly - won the Iowa caucuses, most african-americans supported me. B) my husband was the first black president. And c) in the days ahead, we expect to receive the endorsement of America's preeminent african-american leader, Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

Which brings me to my third and final argument. Unlike senator Obama, I have no ethical standards.

Even my critics would agree that once I get the nomination, I will stop at nothing, absolutely nothing, to win. Whereas with senator Obama, there are some things he simply will not do. Take, for example, the race card. Which he has been reluctant to play. As in anyone who doesn't vote for me is a racist. I, on the other hand, will be happy to play the gender card. And claim that anyone who doesn't vote for me is a sexist. In fact, once senator Obama is out of the picture, I look forward to playing the race card myself. As in anyone who doesn't vote for me is both a sexist and a racist.

Now, to those of you who say she'll never do that, it doesn't even make sense! I answer - if you believe that, then you don't know me.

So there you have it - sore loser, racist supporters, no ethical standards - qualities senator Obama simply cannot match. That's not an attack on my opponent, it's just the truth. When you consider that, the choice is obvious."

really sad


I'm so sad today I can't really put it into words. I hadn't cried in a long time, but I think I was probably saving up for something like this. Puppy might be permanently blind. Updates to come.

+++++++++

UPDATE: Just came back from the ophthalmologist vet and he said this might be a case of optic neuritis. We're starting medication tomorrow and we're going back for another check up on Friday, to see if there is any progress. If it is optic neuritis, he should be ok. And that means I will be alright too. Pray for us!

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

The Kiss

by Stephen Dunn

She pressed her lips to mind.
—a typo

How many years I must have yearned
for someone's lips against mind.
Pheromones, newly born, were floating
between us. There was hardly any air.

She kissed me again, reaching that place
that sends messages to toes and fingertips,
then all the way to something like home.
Some music was playing on its own.

Nothing like a woman who knows
to kiss the right thing at the right time,
then kisses the things she's missed.
How had I ever settled for less?

I was thinking this is intelligence,
this is the wisest tongue
since the Oracle got into a Greek's ear,
speaking sense. It's the Good,

defining itself. I was out of my mind.
She was in. we married as soon as we could.

middle age

by Pat Schneider

The child you think you don't want
is the one who will make you laugh.
She will break your heart
when she loses the sight in one eye
and tells the doctor she wants to be
an apple tree when she grows up.

It will be this child who forgives you
again and again
for believing you don't want her to be born,
for resisting the rising tide of your body,
for wishing for the red flow of her dismissal.
She will even forgive you for all the breakfasts
you failed to make exceptional.

Someday this child will sit beside you.
When you are old and too tired of war
to want to watch the evening news,
she will tell you stories
like the one about her teenaged brother,
your son, and his friends
taking her out in a canoe when she was
five years old. How they left her alone
on an island in the river
while they jumped off the railroad bridge.

This Kind of Thing Doesn't Happen Often

and When It Does You Should Pay Attention

by John Stone

i thank heaven somebody's crazy
enough to send me a daisy
--e.e. cummings

On Piedmont Road, going north,
before my car there floated forth

a soapy bubble in the traffic,
glistening and holographic.

It drifted down into my path,
this ghostly sphere from someone's bath.

I watched it bob and almost tickle
A Harley-Davidson motorcycle

then rise (as it got quite exhausted)
That's where I left it, fair and frosted.

For this unexpected act
I thank heaven (I think), in fact,

that someone went to all the trouble
to blow me a bubble.
Click HERE to see an insulting animation.

Sunday, June 01, 2008